I am an Ex Pat who has been here for 17 months. Not once in that time has BBCA advertised a single episode of Eastenders. It has never been promoted. There is a petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/savebbca/petition-sign.html? and just today it has gotten over 200 signatures. EE has a very loyal following, The message board for EE is the most populated baord on all of bbcA's discussion rooms. We have even had some of our messages censored by BBCA. A lot of us have tried to phone Paul Lee's office at 301 347 2214 to express our displeasure but we have been either ignored or given the same line that you have shown with regards the ratings. A lot of us love changing rooms and Groundforce but not the constant repeats of the same episode. BBCA does not do enough to gain big sponsors for EE and as I already mentioned it does not even advertise the show. Thank you for posting my message
Lauretta <lottyslot@yahoo.com>
Conroe, TX USA - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 05:50:06 (BST)

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The Dream Girls <joy@aol.com>
phila, ky USA - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 17:18:18 (BST)

The first time I ever heard of the British soap opera "EastEnders" was, ironically, on the British comedy series, "Whose Line is it, Anyway?" Host Clive Anderson would sometimes ask his guests to perform a particular scene in a variety of styles, "EastEnders" amongst them. When I learned that I could watch "EastEnders" on BBCAmerica, I decided to find out what all the fuss was about.

I'm proud to say that I've been an American fan of "EastEnders" for about a year now, and that's really saying something, since I've never been a fan of soaps before. Soap operas here in the States are claustrophobic productions that focus mainly on the young, wealthy, and beautiful. "EastEnders," on the other hand, is so very much more real, depicting the lives of average people often struggling to make ends meet.

Up until now BBCAmerica has been broadcasting a weeks' worth of "EastEnders" every Sunday from 11:00 a.m. until 1:30 p.m., and watching the program has become a midday Sunday ritual for legions of fans here in America. Imagine my horror, then, when BBCAmerica announced that the programme would no longer be broadcast on Sundays, and that it would only be shown Friday afternoons at 3:00 (when most people are at work).

One need only look at the "EastEnders" discussion board on BBCAmerica's website to realize that American fans are extremely angry at this schedule change, yet by all accounts BBCAmerica is ignoring us. This is tremendously demoralizing.

I'm writing this letter to bring this issue to the attention of all "EastEnders" fans, wherever they may be, as well as the powers-that-be at the BBC in London. "EastEnders" fans in America are absolutely horrified and heartbroken that we are being treated so shoddily by BBCAmerica.

Respectfully,
Chuck Anziulewicz
934 Glen Way
Spring Hill, West Virginia, USA
25309-1918
Homepage: http://hometown.aol.com/PolishBear
E-mail: PolishBear@aol.com
Phone: (304) 768-1005
Chuck Anziulewicz <PolishBear@aol.com>
Spring Hill, WV USA - Monday, July 29, 2002 at 19:34:54 (BST)

The first time I ever heard of the British soap opera "EastEnders" was, ironically, on the British comedy series, "Whose Line is it, Anyway?" Host Clive Anderson would sometimes ask his guests to perform a particular scene in a variety of styles, "EastEnders" amongst them. When I learned that I could watch "EastEnders" on BBCAmerica, I decided to find out what all the fuss was about.
I'm proud to say that I've been an American fan of "EastEnders" for about a year now, and that's really saying something, since I've never been a fan of soaps before. Soap operas here in the States are claustrophobic productions that focus mainly on the young, wealthy, and beautiful. "EastEnders," on the other hand, is so very much more real, depicting the lives of average people often struggling to make ends meet.
Up until now BBCAmerica has been broadcasting a weeks' worth of "EastEnders" every Sunday from 11:00 a.m. until 1:30 p.m., and watching the program has become a midday Sunday ritual for legions of fans here in America. Imagine my horror, then, when BBCAmerica announced that the programme would no longer be broadcast on Sundays, and that it would only be shown Friday afternoons at 3:00 (when most people are at work).
One need only look at the "EastEnders" discussion board on BBCAmerica's website to realize that American fans are extremely angry at this schedule change, yet by all accounts BBCAmerica is ignoring us. This is tremendously demoralizing.
I'm writing this letter to bring this issue to the attention of all "EastEnders" fans, wherever they may be, as well as the powers-that-be at the BBC in London. "EastEnders" fans in America are absolutely horrified and heartbroken that we are being treated so shoddily by BBCAmerica.

Respectfully,
Chuck Anziulewicz
934 Glen Way
Spring Hill, West Virginia, USA
25309-1918
Homepage: http://hometown.aol.com/PolishBear
E-mail: PolishBear@aol.com
Phone: (304) 768-1005
Chuck Anziulewicz <PolishBear@aol.com>
Spring Hill, WV USA - Monday, July 29, 2002 at 19:34:20 (BST)

hi im the biggest fan of jessie wallace (kat slater) i think she should win sexiest women of the WORLD!!!!! does anyone no where i can amil jessie or contact her with a reply many thanks

ryan xx age 12
ryan <buffycrazy321@aol.com>
hassocks, uk england - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 13:41:29 (BST)

Robbie is married to a MODEL! and has twins!!!
glen <zardee@webtv.net>
woodbury, mn USA - Monday, July 08, 2002 at 21:21:07 (BST)

what is the name of peggy mitchells husband
caroline matthews <caroline.matthews@ubsw.com>
london, uk - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 15:15:45 (BST)

does anyone know if Dean Gaffney who plays Robbie in eastenders is (a) married (b) has children???????
Trying to settle a debate amongst work colleagues!
mark golley <mark.golley@granadamedia.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:12:12 (BST)

Could any1 tel me a site or adress where i could E-mail Jack Ryder?Big fan of his&Eastenders,by the way great site cheers steve!
Steve <Scorcha2002@yahoo.com>
Birmingham, UK - Monday, June 03, 2002 at 01:28:47 (BST)

Could any1 tel me where Jamie mitchell gets his hair cut i want that do soooooooo much
Steve <Scorcha2002@yahoo.com>
Birmingham, UK - Monday, June 03, 2002 at 01:19:01 (BST)

joan hickson?
does anyone know where she is buried?
thanks
goodtoupee@hotmail.com

james r winfield ii <goodtoupee@hotmail.com>
warwick, ri USA - Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 20:48:14 (BST)

Sorry about those two posts I screwed up. I dinna know what happened.
The Highlanders' Lady
The Highlands, Scotland - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 03:02:04 (BST)

Doesn't Ian look dead sexy with that new, short badass no nonsense whupp ass sleek haircut? I could quite fancy him. I'd like to challenge you fans to explain who your fave characters on EE are and why. What do you like so much about them. Who are your LEAST fave characters and why and what DON"T you like about them. Who is the best looking and the sexiest and why? Just curious and thought it might generate a bit of fun around here. Anyone like to join in the fun?
The Highlanders' Lady
The Highlands, Scotland - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 03:00:09 (BST)

Doesn't Ian look dead sexy with that new, short badass no nonsense whupp ass sleek haircut? I could quite fancy him. I'd like to challenge you fans to explain who your fave characters on EE are and why. What do you like so much about them. Who are your LEAST fave characters and why and what DON"T you like about them. Who is the best looking and the sexiest and why? Just curious and thought it might generate a bit of fun around here. Anyone like to join in the fun?
Highland Lassie
M, USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 02:58:37 (BST)

I Love Eastenders. Favorite All Time Soap! I Hate Ian Beal Though. The Drunken Loser That He Is!
Harriet <harrietgrant@hotmail.com>
Thing, Thing Thing - Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 16:39:12 (BST)

Does anyone actually come on here anymore?????Well i have more info.....you probably already know it but i'll tell you anyway.....Mel doesnt get put in to jail......yay!she gets a train out of Walford....never to be seen again! but before she goes she leaves a mark on everyone. Mel finds out the truth about Phil's shooting, that Lisa has been lying to her all this time and their solid friendship proves to be not as solid and it comes to an end even though Lisa tries everything to change Mel's mind.. Mel gets out of jail after Phil payes her bail after much hasling from LIsa. Mel finds out that she is pregnant too! When she leaves on friday 12th she has a final Queen Vic showdown with some thunderbolt revelations. Mel argues with everyone from peggy,Phil,Ian,Laura,Beppe and Lisa....their all on Mels firing line. Although Mel is leaving Eastenders.....Does anyone think she'll be back????????I hope she comes back!Sharon comes back next week telling everyone that Angie is dead!ahhhhh!oh well!Hope someone comes on here soon......Bye for now

Jennie <pinsirj@hotmail.com>
London, UK - Tuesday, April 02, 2002 at 18:18:44 (BST)

Does anyone actually come on here anymore?????Well i have more info.....you probably already know it but i'll tell you anyway.....Mel doesnt get put in to jail......yay!she gets a train out of Walford....never to be seen again! but before she goes she leaves a mark on everyone. Mel finds out the truth about Phil's shooting, that Lisa has been lying to her all this time and their solid friendship proves to be not as solid and it comes to an end even though Lisa tries everything to change Mel's mind.. Mel gets out of jail after Phil payes her bailafter much hasling from LIsa. Mel finds out that she is pregnant too! When she leaves on friday 12th she has a final Queen Vic showdown with some thunderbolt revelations. Mel argues with everyone from peggy,Phil,Ian,Laura,Beppe and Lisa....their all on Mels firing line. Although Mel is leaving Eastenders.....Does anyone think she'll be back????????I hope she comes back!Sharon comes back next week telling everyone that Angie is dead!ahhhhh!oh well!Hope someone comes on here soon......Bye for now

Jennie <pinsirj@hotmail.com>
London, UK - Tuesday, April 02, 2002 at 18:18:08 (BST)

Does anyone actually come on here anymore?????Well i have more info.....you probably already know it but i'll tell you anyway.....Mel doesnt get put in to jail......yay!she gets a train out of Walford....never to be seen again! but before she goes she leaves a mark on everyone. Mel finds out the truth about Phil's shooting, that Lisa has been lieing to her all this time and their solid friendship proves to me not as solid and it comes to an end. Mel gets out of jail after Phil payes her bail. Mel finds out that she is pregnant too! When she leaves on friday 12th she has a final Queen Vic showdown. Mel argues with everyone from peggy,Phil,Ian,Laura,Beppe and Lisa....their all on Mels firing line. Although Mel is leaving Eastenders.....Does anyone think she'll be back????????I hope she comes back!Sharon comes back next week telling everyone that Angie is dead!ahhhhh!oh well!Hope someone comes on here soon......Bye for now

Jennie <pinsirj@hotmail.com>
London, UK - Tuesday, April 02, 2002 at 18:14:37 (BST)

Hi all. Eastenders totally rules!My fav person was Steve Owen....shame bout him.....he was the villain we all loved to hate.and just loved.......I love Martin Kemp....he's da best......all Martin Kemp fans.....U probably know this but just incase, he is going to star in a 2 part programme called "Daddy's Girl" later on this year...He plays a gardner who is accused of murdering his wife. My other fav characters are Mel, Lisa and Mark. I feel soooooo sorry for Mel and what Steve put her through. Her last episode is on April 12th. I bet she gets locked up....i hate that sort of exit for a character but i bet thats how it happens.In an interview with her she said "the door will be closed but not bolted" so i think she will come back after a few months. Dont you think Lisa and Mark make such a gr8 couple? I wounder how long their happiness will last tho! The Babes of Eastenders would have to be Beppe and Jamie. Dr Truemans o.k i spose but no one will ever replace Steve......sorry i keep going back to him.....i just love him sooooo much...he's got the most sexiest eyes i've ever seen....and voice.....WOW! Well im goin now but be back soon.....If anyone wants to know anything bout Martin Kemp (believe me i know loads) or anything else ive bin chattin bout, or about upcoming storylines for mel then please please e-mail me.......speak to you soon........
p.s Janie.......ur stories r quite funny....
bye

Jennie <pinsirj@hotmail.com>
London, UK - Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 13:57:23 (BST)

Hi all. Eastenders totally rules!My fav person was Steve Owen....shame bout him.....he was the villain we all loved to hate.and just loved.......I love Martin Kemp....he's da best......all Martin Kemp fans.....U probably know this but just incase, he is going to star in a 2 part programme called "Daddy's Girl" later on this year...He plays a gardner who is accused of murdering his wife. My other fav characters are Mel, Lisa and Mark. I feel soooooo sorry for Mel and what Steve put her through. Her last episode is on April 12th. I bet she gets locked up....i hate that sort of exit for a character but i bet thats how it happens.In an interview with her she said "the door will be closed but not bolted" so i think she will come back after a few months. Dont you think Lisa and Mark make such a gr8 couple? I wounder how long their happiness will last tho! The Babes of Eastenders would have to be Beppe and Jamie. Dr Truemans o.k i spose but no one will ever replace Steve......sorry i keep going back to him.....i just love him sooooo much...he's got the most sexiest eyes i've ever seen....and voice.....WOW! Well im goin now but be back soon.....If anyone wants to know anything bout Martin Kemp (believe me i know loads) or anything else ive bin chattin bout, or about upcoming storylines for mel then please please e-mail me.......speak to you soon........
p.s Janie.......ur stories r quite funny....
bye
Jennie <pinsirj@hotmail.com>
London, UK - Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 13:48:20 (BST)

Yowsa earthlings. I am the helmsman of the Zork - a Vogonian exploration vessel from the Horses' Arse Nebulae. My ship was forced to enter your star system cos I had some rough runnin' on number three. The guy at the garage changed the plugs and now it starts first time and runs cooler. It's good news, naturally, and will enable me to return to my mission - the translocation of bread fruits from Vogon's equatorial oceanic region to Whethafukawee - a colony in the fourteenth sector of Zwork.

During my short stay on your planet I've marvelled and wondered at Eastenders. My only regret is that there simply isn't enough space aboard my ship for the entire cast

angle bracket <jontyme@btinternet.com>
USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 22:11:29 (GMT)

Yikes, what's going on with that Nan, aka Big Mo, aka Momma Whiplash? I thought I was going to lose my Spaghetti Hoops on toast when she started scraping her feet and trimming her toenails when the rest of the clan was hiding behind the curtains there a while back, eavesdropping on her talking dirty to that perv on her cell phone!! Is Zoe a couple of chips short of an order or what? Why the hell did they all stand by and watch the fool burn that cheque? I'd say that big tub of perverted lard, Harry damned well owed them something, so why shouldn't they take his money? Especially when they all needed it so badly. Geesh, I don't get that! It wouldn't have meant they were easing his conscience! Who cares, you don't burn cheques for 18,000 pounds unless you're an idiot, which I guess she is!
Chuckles
Buckhouse, UK - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 03:31:20 (GMT)

W� , se capitate in sardegna o in italia , lieto di darvi dritte per qualsiasi cosa....state bene...
mandatemi kacey a casa....mitika...
bye
Gabriele <penoche@tiscalinet.it>
cagliari, ITALIA - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 19:44:54 (GMT)

I am a University student.

If you think to come to Istanbul or other cities of Turkey,if you need anything from here,if you want to learn anything about any subjector if you need to learn Turkish, shortly about all of Istanbul or Turkey you can write to me without any hesitate.

Greetings and loves from Istanbul, the city which the center of the world.

Bill

tarzapera@yahoo.com
Bill <tarzapera@yahoo.com>
�stanbul, Turkey - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 13:47:16 (GMT)

Eastenders is good to watch the story lines are good its a very good program and the best natalie and jessie are good actresses and i love the show i give it 10 out of 10
bez <bezzian@aol.com>
stamford, lincs uk - Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 13:27:23 (GMT)

hi there i am a big fan of eastenders my favourite couple has got to be jamie and sonia we all want them to get married and have loads of kids i reckon that kat is someone very saucy give my love to the cast and can you send me a picture anyone of any cast member
Nathan Gardner <nathangardner_16@hotmail.com>
Gloucester, uk USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 13:20:17 (GMT)

HI Everyone. The atmosphere at Eastenders is lovely, as are the people who I am constantly learning from. The only bad thing I can think of is getting used to the change in my life but I'm loving every minute of it.
Thanks for everything GUYS!
Kim Medcalf <->
England - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 09:18:08 (GMT)

Will we ever see a day when
Janie
My Tent, Africa - Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 14:03:44 (GMT)
Hi! It's me again! I just cannot believe that NO ONE visits this guestbook! Flaming Nora, it's as bloody empty as Little Mo Slaters' head! Except for all my blather of course. Well, I might as well talk to myself here, Melvin is about as much use as Phil Mitchell at a barber shop! He's sound asleep in front of the telly, just watched that nasty old cow Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link. Cor blimey, but that woman gets my dander up! Could she be any meaner and rottener and more insulting! Crikey! I'd love to see her do a few rounds with Pauline Fowler. Old Pauline would put her in her place if she tried to insult HER. Talk about Weakest Link, I think Anne is more like the Missing Link! Don't you just love Steve Owen? He's quite a tasty bloke in my humble opinion. Always dressed to the teeth in that power suit, very respectable looking, but always just a suggestion of danger and recklessness simmering just below the surface! Now THAT is a complete turn on. The only thing simmering below the surface where my Melvin is concerned is a damn good case of the farts! Steve though, ZOWIE, talk about your bad boy? I can see why the lovely Mel, try as she might, was just unable to resist that macho, sexy power that Steve has over women. I'll bet he smells wonderful too! I'll bet he wears Stetson for Men! Ahhhhhhhh,that just makes me go weak at the knees. Mel didn't fool me for a minute when she pretended that she was hot to trot for the little panty waist love child of Roy Evans'. Nathan, I think he was called. Nice enough bloke, but his sex appeal was about as absent as Pat Butcher at a Weight Watchers' meeting! I did feel sorry for Nathan though, when his mum was ill and then she died. Poor kid. He wasn't very nice to Roy though. Roy ,after all, tried to reach out to him. He has his troubles with his poor soul loser of a son, Barry. Poor Barry, you just have to feel for that guy. Talk about a loser. He's very lucky to have that lovely Natalie though. She's so loyal and steadfast and now she's given him a little son and I'll bet he'll be a good dad when alls said and done. Back to a more interesting topic, Steve. Don't get me wrong, he's certainly isn't and never will be Dr. Anthony Trueman, the sexiest bloke to hit Albert Square since Den Watts took a nose dive into the Canal and turned into the sexiest fish food this side of the Atlantic!But my Gawd, the man just has it going on, no one could argue with that. Those EYES, those sexy come hither, icy cool bedroom eyes. Melvins' eyes are red, bloodshot and...well let's not even go there. Those EYES! I don't think I've ever seen such blue eyes. I'll bet Steve could really fill out a pair of Levis nicely and a crisp white shirt, open at the neck, nice pair of boots. Oh lord, start running that cold shower for me NOW Melvin! Now, I've seen Anthony in a tight pair of levis and a nice Calvin Klein shirt cause he wore them one night in Klosters in my jet setting ski holiday dream, remember that? We went out to the bar in our hotel and I was the envy of every frau in the joint, because Tony just looked like a GQ model! VA VA VA VOOOOOOM!!!!! Let me tell you, he can fill out a pair of Levis in ways you can't even IMAGINE! His Levis look even Better hanging on the bedpost! OH, I'm sorry for sounding like a dirty old hoe here. I didn't mean to, but I just get carried away. Must be ovulating or something hahahahaha! Another bloke who is in the running for sexiest guy is Beppe Dimarco. He's quite appealing with that goatee and I think for me it's the husky voice that does it. I hated his skanky old wife Sandra. What a complete waste of space she was. Leading poor Beppe on the way she did, just so she could get to her little Joe. She could have been straight with Beppe. Her conscience was as empty as Pauline Fowlers' hair bleach bottle! He'd have been much better off with Lynn, but she really loves that hunky lad Gary. I do really like Gary, he's a harmless bloke but not very bright and his morals are about as loose as Jim Brannings dentures! I find him quite attractive though. I also think young Jamie Mitchell is adorable, but a bit young for me so I won't target him! I guess I better go jump into that cold shower now cause all this talk about my Anthony is getting to me. Melvins' gone to bed, I can hear him snoring and sputtering away in there. Let's see, what should I dream tonight? Maybe that Dr. Anthony and I AND Steve Owen go on an exotic safari to the arid plains of Africa on the backs of camels, under a scorching hot african sun. Yeah, and Melanie can be our servant! We'll run her ragged and she'll look like hell too! C'yas.
Janie
London, UK - Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 05:14:54 (GMT)
I just got home after an afternoon at the shops. Amazing how far I can stretch a few pounds. Why, I can stretch a pound about as far as the elastic in Pat Butchers' knickers and that's pretty much stretched to the limit! I just love it when Pat trundles across the square. It gives me such a warm feeling to see her! I used to absolutely LOVE her gorgeous son Simon Wicks. OH WOW, what an incredible hunk! He left Walford to go and be a cop up in Aidensfield quite a few years ago. Changed his name to Nick Rowan as well. I loved him then too, but wasn't too fond of his stuck up little wife Kate! She was the local doctor and she thought she was JUST a teensie bit better than everyone else, which used to frost my bits and pieces! Especially when she decided she didn't want to have Nicks' baby so she left him. HELLO? Is anyone in their Kate? Are the lights on, only nobodys' home? Anyway, poor love ended up with Leukemia and left poor Nick all alone after giving him little Katie. Then there was Simons' Dad, Peter Beale, who was Pauline's brother. He was also Ian Beales' father and his wife was a pretty little blonde called Kathy Beale, Ians mum. Peter was Den's best friend, and the two of them could stir up some trouble when they wanted to. Poor Den is fish food now, in the canal I think. He was in with a bad crowd and got fitted with cement shoes I think! Peter, well I think if I recall, he got flattened by a bus or something like that. If you're on a soap, you have to watch out for those buses! Anyway, this is short because I have to make Melvins' tea as he'll soon be home from the afternoon shift. I'm going to try a new recipe today! It's called Carribean Lamb Chops, kind of a tribute to my and Anthonys Romantic Carribean Adventure. For dessert, I'm making raspberry jelly with mounds of whipped cream to respresent my and Anthonys exciting jet setting ski holiday in Klosters, the whipped cream representing the snow! Pretty creative, don't you think! Later! C'yas.
Janie
The kitchen, UK - Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 22:07:57 (GMT)
Good morning! I had an unbelievable time at the Nudist colony with the handsome Dr. Anthony Trueman! Frankly, I'm still in a state of shock, and sorry, but I just can't tell you about THIS dream. I'm keeping it ALL to myself!!!! I can edit it and tell you a few things. First of all, yes, his father was there too, which was something I was dreading, and YES he was wearing his hat and a big smile and not much else! If anyone can remember his name, PLEASE can you tell me what it is cause it's driving me barmy! The only downside of the whole thing was that my tan from the incredibly romantic Carribean adventure had faded and I got a very bad sunburn! You can probably guess what my other big fear was in this dream! HARRY, the Menorca Porker! I REALLY did NOT want to see him there, and if he was, I hoped beyond hope that he was breaking the rules and fully dressed! No such luck though, he was there in all his splendor, his purulent white flesh displayed for all and sundry. YECH, the only good thing about that was I completely lost my appatite for food, and lost about 2 stone just from looking at the flabby old geezer! WOW! Talk about a belly! He makes Pat Butcher look like an anorexic supermodel! Mr. Bean was there too, I can't help it, it was a dream alright! Sorry, but I really can't tell you much more than that without revealing some private stuff that I wouldn't want my Melvin to find out. He get's a little jealous. C'yas.
Janie
London, UK - Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 17:18:13 (GMT)
You guessed it, I did have the dream about Anthony and I taking a romantic jet-setting ski vacation to Klosters! I was hoping for the nudist colony dream. Can you imagine, Anthony and ME at a nudist colony! That would be TOO much to hope for. Well, I'll set the scene. It's an incredible gorgeous winter wonderland. It looks like a fairy tale world, all the buildings look like castles like in Sleeping Beauty! To my great surprise, lots of the people from Albert Square were there as well. How they afforded to go is beyond me because as I was soon to find out, Klosters is not a cheap place! There was Pat and Roy, Sonia and Jamie, Dot and Jim were there on their honeymoon of all things and WOW, is that Dot Cotton ever a hot skier! I was so impressed with her abilities. I was so happy because I was wearing a gorgeous white one piece ski suit with soft lovely rabbit fur trim. Now, I'm sorry about the rabbit fur, because I normally don't wear any kind of animal skin or fur, but it's a dream and out of my control, so I thought, hell, just go with it. Anthony was so attentive, making sure my ski boots were done up and helping me to the ski lifts. I just felt like a princess, that is until Charles and the boys came along! Then, I knew I wasn't royalty after I got a look at them. They're quite nice really, only Charles talks like such a toff that it was getting on my wick! Wills is so sweet, and WOW, what a hunk! He looks So much like his lovely late mother who I just adored so much. Harry is a right little scamp, lots of personality and such a fun loving kid! Always was sneaking off to have a smoke though, then would come back kinda glazed over looking. Funny, that! The Queen Mother was a real trooper! She hung out most of the time with Pat Butcher and Roy. They had a hell of a time getting her out of the bars every night. She just kept ordering more Gin and Tonics for herself and everyone else, and she had this annoying habit of taking her gnarly old teeth out and putting them on the table! It turned my stomach I can tell you! But I got used to it and we had some great evenings together. She told some pretty colorful jokes that I really couldn't repeat here though I'd love to. I blush just thinking about them! We hardly saw Queen Elizabeth the whole time! She spent the entire week in her penthouse room with her toyboy, only ordering cucumber sandwiches and champagne a couple of times a day. The did come out to the slopes one day, but the Queen was getting really difficult because she's not the greatest skier, kept falling and having hiss fits, and her crown kept falling down on her forehead. Ah, it was just a fiasco, so the Toy boy carted her ass back to the penthouse and we didn't see them again. Just as well, because I was getting to the point where one more complaint or crack out of her, and I was going to lose it and tell her what a huge pain in the arse she is. Camilla and Anne were fine. As long as they have lots of water and hay and the occasional carrot, you don't hear a peep out of them! I just wish they'd learn to be careful where they drop the balls, you know what I mean cause I hated stepping in surprises. Oh well, they tried. Sonia and Jamie were on the outs most of the time of course! Sonia was complaining about the cold and how she missed her fish and chips. The haussenfeffer and sauerkraut didn't agree with her delicate digestive system. Jamie was so cute with his snowboarding kit on, and him and Harry hit it off like a house on fire. Tony is a superb skier, the man is just a natural athlete. I had some trouble but bless him, he'd skied down with me on his back more than a few times and I just clung on for dear life! His Dad was there too, spent the week in the bar most of the time, not a skier, and he and Charles surprisingly got along really well. I was thinking how great it was that I got almost through this dream without even a sighting of Harry Slater, the Menorca Porker! Then we went to the ski chalet. Just Tony and I before a roaring fire with glasses of intoxicating hot mulled wine, feeling all relaxed as the wine hits our bloodstreams, giving us a warm fuzzy feeling, the firelight casting a sensual glow on Tonys' incredibly handsome face as he comes close to me, I can feel his breath on my cheek as he nuzzles my neck. I throw my head back and open my eyes. AARRRRRRRRG, the huge elks head that I THOUGHT was an elks head above the fireplace is actually, the huge head of HARRY THE MENORCA PORKER! NO. Say it isn't so. I wake up screaming a bloodchilling scream. Well, it was fun while it lasted but, say la vee I suppose. Cheers and ta-ra for now.
Janie
The Slopes, UK - Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 08:24:50 (GMT)
Oh flaming heck! Despite my best efforts, after drinking cups and cups of strong coffee, wouldn't you know I did fall asleep and I DID have that dream about Anthony and our romantic carribean adventure. There we were on a moonlight kissed terrace, surrounded by hundreds of softly glowing candles, the intoxicating night ocean breezes carressing our golden tanned skin (well, MY golden tanned skin, Anthony is already dark and beeyooteefull!!) gazing into each others eyes, his all dark and come hither, a sumptuous tropical feast in front of us (which turned out to be beans on toast and cumberland sausage, strange I know, but you know how dreams are sometimes like that?) Anthony about to kiss me passionately I'm sure, when I suddenly hear "HEE, HEE, HEE!". Cor blimey, he DID bring that foxy old bugger dad of his along! There he was, pint of beer in his hand and a tropical shirt on with his jamaican shorts and white socks and that STUPID hat on his head, sitting in the shadows, with only his big white teeth glowing in the dark! ARRRRRRGGGGGH! Next thing I know, me and Tony (he likes me to call him that!) are on the beach, and just as I thought, don't I have that gawd-awful swimming costume on, moth eaten old thing that I've been wearing since about 1970! Oh no, I couldn't have managed to have bought a new one, a nice yellow bikini, strapless top with red big tropical flowers on it, oh no! But of course, gent that he is, Tony thinks I look drop dead gorgeous and says as much. Crikie, what a guy, how could he think this piece of cleaning rag looks gorgeous, but it's a dream, what do you expect. I was beginning to look around for his white cane but anyway, I didn't want to waste any time. Next thing I'm gazing up the beach, wind blowing my hair, which is in Bo Derek type braids that a little girl on the beach did for me, and they are kinda banging together in the wind, making a very soothing sound, like in the movie 10, remember that? What do I spot laying up the beach but what appears to be a beached whale! Anthony and I walk over to see it and on closer inspection, ARRRRGH, doesn't it just turn out to be HARRY, THE MENORCA PORKER! Tony and I and about 40 other people who are on the beach, drag his old bloated carcass to the waters' edge and launch him into the ocean. Ship ahoy and bon voyage Harry! I hope that there isn't some poor unlucky cruise ship at sea that bumps it's hull into Harry, because it would surely be the Titantic all over again! So we stand on the beach, waving goodbye as Harry rides the waves off into the setting sun, and Tony takes me in his arms and is just about to plant one on my expectant lips when - CRAP - Melvin says "ARE WE ALL OUT OF PREPARATION H JANIE?" so flippin' loud that I wake up! He's just damned lucky there wasn't an iron within reach of me at that moment, or he'd be doing a Trevor Morgan for sure! So back to reality, back to no Anthony and unfortunately back to my ragged old swimming costume and my humble little flat. Well, a girl can dream can't she. Maybe when I go back to sleep, I'll dream that Anthony and I go on an incredible jet-setting skiing holiday in Klosters with Prince Charles and Wills and Harry Pothead! Now that would be AMAZING! Since you can pretty much have anything you want in your dream, I think I'll have the Queen Mother on skis as well! Lot's of entertainment value in that I think! She's a game old doll! And while I'm at it, oh hell, let's throw in Queen Elizabeth with a toy boy! Really go for the gusto! We'll go for a moonlit sleigh ride and I'll have Camilla and Princess Anne pulling the sleigh, complete with jingling bells on their bridles and the rest! Do it up good. Crap. My ski outfit looks like a moth eaten old sleeping bag! I'll never be able to get a new one. Arrggggggh, why is life so unfair sometimes. Maybe I'll just dream that we're at a nudist camp, then I won't have to worry about clothes at all. Yeah, that's PERFECT, I'm off to dreamland! Nighty nite. (I really would have loved that ski trip though)
Janie
Dreamland, UK - Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 07:16:33 (GMT)
I think I'll have a lovely xrated dream about Dr. Anthony Trueman whisking me off to a beautiful tropical paradise, where we'll run on the beach in slow motion, and he'll whisper sweet nuthings in my ear as we nibble on exotic tropical fruits and other delightful things! Maybe even have some of those pretty tropical drinks with the little paper umbrellas in them! I just hope he doesn't bring his father along. Him and that sneaky dirty laugh of his really gets on my wick! He's always up to no good. He's a cute old bloke though, and I hope soon they find a nice lady friend for him. Maybe they could bring in a nice voodoo princess from Jamaica and she could move to the square and maybe befriend him. I just can't seem to remember his name right now. If he follows us to Jamaica in my dream, I'm going to be so angry and disappointed because I've always thought that in those circumstances, 3 would be a crowd! Then Anthony and I could take a moonlight swim together in the ocean with a huge full moon above and casting romantic light on the water. Crap. My swimming costume is so damned ugly too. It looks like one of the rags Ethel used to slop out Dr. Legs' surgery with. I'll have to hope that in my dream, I manage to find the brass to get myself a new swimming costume, but I don't know how I'll manage that because my wallet is as empty as Phil Mitchells' underpants! hahaha, now that's damned empty, let me tell you! I don't think I will go to bed, or even go to sleep tonight, because I don't want to have that dream unless I get a new sexy swimming costume. I may never get another chance to have this holiday with Dr. Trueman and I'll be damned if I'm going to wear that threadbear old rag of a swimming costume for our beach encounter. Ugggggh, I just had a horrible thought! What if in my dream, Anthony is about to kiss me and he turns into Harry Slater, the Menorca Porker! AHHHHHHHGGGGRGH! I think I'll just double up my fist and land one right in the middle of his ugly mug if that happens! You know how that can happen in dreams? Oh, no, I hope it doesn't. I'll never forgive Anthony if that happens. Oh well, better go and make some strong coffee to keep me awake tonight because it's going to be a long one! Sorry, said I wouldn't come back didn't I. Well, I lied I guess! C ya!
Janie
Jamaica, Carribean - Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 01:25:04 (GMT)
I really wish someone would come here and chat to me! I'm feeling about as empty as Pat Butchers' biscuit tin. Believe me, that's empty. Melvin is watching a footie tape on telly, and I'm really tired of watching it with him. His feet really smell too, so I needed an excuse to leave the front room. So here I am at the computer again! Just one little comment and then I promise I won't be back until someone else is here to chat! What do you think of Terry and Janines' relationship? Is that a weird one, or is it just me? Now, Terry had the chance to jump her bones a while ago when she jumped into his bed starkers and he refused. What is with him? He desires her, but bless him, he knows it would be wrong with him being old enough to be her grandfather! He heard from Irene just lately. Now there's a woman with a sour puss. Oh my lord, she looked like she badly needed a makeover! Very unhappy and bossy lady. I hope she comes back so she can lord it over that little tart Janine. I'd love to see that. Anyway, I'm off to bed now. I'm tired from slaving over those spaghetti hoops! C ya!
janie
lONDON, uk - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 23:44:46 (GMT)
Looks like I'm not going to bingo after all. My mate, Margret, was going to go with me but her wallet is apparently as empty as Pat Butchers' deep fat fryer after fish and chip night at the Evans'. I'm skint too, or I would have helped her out. I only have enough to play a card myself. Melvin doesn't like me to go out alone so here I sit so I thought, I wonder would these nice people mind if I nattered on a bit more. Then I decided I don't care if they do or not, so here i am. Have you ever wondered what happened to Sharon? Where the H did she get to? If I were her, I would have left a long time ago! Phil Mitchell is a big pudgy bag of wind with a personality as empty as Lynn Slater's bra! Everyone is scared to death of him, he's nothing but a little hot tempered bully with a bad attitude and a face that would curdle milk! Now Sharon was quite lovely with all that cornsilk hair and full pouty lips. My Melvin thought she was the loveliest thing to grace the square since Ethel Skinner passed on. (Yeah, Melvin has strange taste sometimes!)Some of those skirts she wore though, wooooohoooo, they were so short you could see into her future! I'll bet she went back to Florida to see Michelle Fowler. Now I'm sorry, but Michelle was quite the little slapper wasn't she. She makes Kat Slater look like Mother Teresa! Michelle had more blokes than Pat Butchers' had hot dinners! Of course, Pauline, always saying, "Oh My Michelle went to college" this and that, yeah right. Oh, your Michelle was the town bike for crissake Pauline. Wake up and smell the roses blondie I Never did think Pauline was too big in the brain cell department. After all, when she worked at Grace Brothers on Are You Being Served, selling the double barrelled sling shots, her head was about as empty as Pat Butchers bread box after Pat has a sandwich! And then there's "My Arthur this and that". Oh Pulllleeeeze Pauline, your Arthur was your little lap dog. When you said Jump he said How High? You treated him like a mug all his life, the poor old bloke and now you feel pretty guilty about it I should wonder. But anyway, it's not surprising because, remember Lou Beale? Arrrrrrrgghhh, what an old battleaxe she was! She was so nasty and mean to Arthur. If I was Arthur, I would have drop kicked the old hag many a time but Arthur was such a sweet, kind man, he just put up with all the abuse. now he's gone and Pauline is left alone to feel sorry for herself, which she does very well. I had to chuckle when she made the moves on that homosexual fellow from the pantomime. Serves her right. I really do like her though, you might not think so from my above comments but I understand she's had a tough time of it. Martin is a cute lad. Running around Walford impregnating all the local teens, the little scamp! Yes, Pauline has done a great job of raising her brood. Mark's a good lad, too bad that he is HIV positive, in fact, he's the longest living person in the world with it as I believe he's had it since about 1989. I hope that he continues to enjoy good health. Isn't little Lou a sweetheart. I can't believe she sprung from the loins of the Pillsbury Doughboy, also known as Phil Mitchell. Please say it isn't so! Lisa is such a miserable old thing for such a pretty girl. She has the weight of the world on those slim shoulders. She sure got her figure back fast after giving birth to Louise. Yikes, I almost felt her pain watching her give birth. Not a pretty sight watching her grunt and groan and turn all red ! Well, it's time for me to make Melvins tea. Thought I'd make him something a bit special tonight, so I made a trip out to buy him some Marks and Spencers Spaghetti Hoops. They're his absolute favourite. If I put a sprig of watercress on't side, he thinks it's a gourmet tea! C'ya.
Janie
London, UK - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 22:57:53 (GMT)
Where the H is everybody? This guestbook is as empty as Pat Butchers' snack cupboard! Let me tell you, that's damned empty! I think old Mo, you know the Gran, is turning out to be quite nice. At first, I thought she was a mean old sow with a big arse and a criminal on top of that since she was always buying and selling goods that fell off the back of lorries! Well, it turns out she really does do that, and she does have a big arse too but she's got a really attractive hair style and color, and she does love those girls so, you can't take that away from her. Those Slaters frustrate me so though, because they never do anything the easy way do they? Where did that lovely little kitten go, can anyone tell me? The ginger one that Lil' Mo gave Zoe for her birthday? I hope they didn't eat the poor thing for their tea! Look what they did to that poor turkey! Now that was disgusting! I admit that I have turkey at Christmas, but I don't know it on a personal basis, nor is it crapping in my yard before it ends up in my cooker that's for sure. Where has Trevor got to? I know where I'd like to think he's got to. In the slammer, being forced to be some big, smelly, hairy, drug-crazed biker drug dealers' girlfriend, that's what I'd like to see. Wouldn't that look so good on that tripe-eating little bully! OOOOOOH, don't get me started on him. Lil' Mo shoulda' wacked him good and proper when she had a grip on Pauline Fowlers' iron, instead of just grazing the little toe rag. Then she tells the old bill she wanted to kill him and just put her in jail please, doesn't want a solicitor! AHHHHHRG, wake up Lil' Mo!!!!! You're about as short of brain cells as Pat Butcher is short of size 2 dresses girl!!!!! What the Hell were you thinking after the torture that man put you through. Maybe they could send lil' Mo away for a brain transplant or something! Thank God she saw the light and got sprung because she'd have been eaten alive by those tough broads in the slammer, poor Lil' thing. I really do love her. Belinda is quite a sexy little tart isn't she. Always flashing her bits and her plastic around! Thinks she's a right lady muck! I really miss Den and Angie though. They were wonderful back in the early days weren't they? Angie had that big hair going on. Her hair usually arrived about ten minutes before she did!!! And Den, talk about sexy, he would make my toes curl that lad! Another bad boy, what can I say, I'm putty in their hands. Then there's my Melvin. His idea of being a bad boy is leaving the loo seat up. I think I'll go to bingo tonight and see if I can't hit the jackpot. C ya!
Janie
London, UK - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 21:43:39 (GMT)
Oh yeah, and I also fink Billy Mitchell is a sweetheart and just wants to be loved like he never was when he was a kid. I'd like to give that nasty old Ernie a good walloping for treating a little boy so horribly. Billy should have taken that chain to the old geezer when he had the chance, but he's got too much heart to do it! Billy and Little Mo would make a great couple and I fink they'd really love each other and be happy, even if Little Mo's head is as empty as Pat Butchers' dinner plate! She means well and she's a little cracker with them blue eyes! Charlie's another one who could stand to lose a stone or two. He's got a spare tire that would make an 18 wheeler Lorry jealous! WOWIE! And his brother Harry, the porker from Menorker as someone so aptly called him here! He's got a face only a mother could love! When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother! YIKES! Oh well, he sure lit Peggy Mitchells fire, but then, she was that desperate wasn't she, poor old tart! I'm just glad he got his just desserts after what he did to poor Kat. No one deserveds that kind of treatment from an uncle! Well, it makes me want to lose my lunch just thinking about it! UUUUUGH! I better go now, it's real nice to be able to unload my feelings about the enders here. Thanks much and cheers to everyone, though I wish someone would come on here so we could discuss our likes and dislikes about the show together because it's rather lonely here. C ya!
Janie
London, UK - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 18:56:52 (GMT)
I almost forgot, hope you don't mind my coming back to say this. Don't Jim and Dot make a cute old couple. I think Jim's eyes are so cute, even if he can look at opposite walls in a room at the same time! Oh, Sonia, lighten up and stop being so mean to your little Jamie and realize how lucky you are to have a cute, sexy little man like him! OK so you miss Chloe, we get the message, but get over it and stop taking it out on Jamie! Have another baby if that's what you need to do! Jamie would be happy to oblige and put a bun in your oven I'm sure. I just wish you'd start jogging around the square and get rid of a bit of that blubber though because you look like a giant beside little Jamie. I think he's going to wise up and turn his eye to lovely Zoe, even if her head is as empty the Queen Vic after closing time! Don't Zoe and that studly Dr. Trueman make a gorgeous couple! ZOWIE! He can test my reflexes anytime he likes! What a HUNK! I think Zoe and him are going to have a torrid affair, and won't that just frost poor Kat's bum! She's going to be so protective of Zoe. Anthony is a bit too old and experienced I'm sure, for Zoe! I think I feel a cold shower coming on just talking about that doctor. OOOOOHLALA! Paul's no slouch either. He's the bad boy type which I find quite appealing actually if I can reveal a little secret. My husband, Melvin, is just plain old boring but he's mine and I'm stuck with him. He's Ok most of the time. Better go get his beans on toast ready so he can fart up a storm tonight and entertain me! How boring. C ya!
Janie
Londonn, UK - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 17:53:16 (GMT)
I fink Robbie is so handsome! He used to be homily when he was a younger lad and gawky, but now he's older he's so handsome and such a nice man. He's way to good for that cow Nita. She's a liar too and could eat a cob of corn through a picket fence with those teeth of hers. She should get some braces on them, talk about the shadow of your smile, her's casts a shadow that would cause a blackout!Robbie's also got not the gratest teeth but he suits them and I love his strong square chin. I also think Janine has the cutest nose I've ever seen! I'd like one like that, only mine is more like a larger version of Barbra Streisands! Oh well, you have to live with what you got unless you can afford cosmetic sergery right? I can't decide which blonde is the prettiest on East-E. Sam, Mel or Janine! I would have to say in this order, Mel, Sam then Janine but they're all very pretty and have nice features and bodies that would stop traffic! Mine is more like a larger version of Pat Butcher after a 10 course dinner! Gotta go for lunch now. C ya!
Janie
London, UK - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 17:38:14 (GMT)
Seth here again. Someone was asking 'bout Janine. Now, I would consider Janine to be quite a pretty little thing. She's a tad on the full figgered side, and that's just fine by me. My Sally was in her day, and I reckon that's one of the things I loved 'bout her. Pat Butcher, now there's a fine piece of female pulkritude. She's got substance. Not only that, but the earth darn near moves when she walks across the square, kinda' like in that Jerasick park movie, when you sees the rings formin' round the water when the dinosore's are comin. Well, I reckons the same thing happens to the cups a tea and the ale when Pat Butchers' approachin! And her hubby Roy, well don't he just remind you's of that muppet on Sesame Street, Bert I think is his name! The one what likes the pigeons! Old Silas down at the Spotted Dick, the one with the wooden leg, well he keeps pigeons, as a hobby like, and he swears that they speak to him. Then again, Silas has been know to overindulge in the wobbly pop, so we don't take too much of what he says to heart round here. What ever happened to that Beppy Demarko on Eastenders. The one that looks like the devil 'imself with the goatee and what likes to woo the ladies? Haven't seen 'im in a donkees age here. Sally thinks he's a right sexy little day-go, but she always did have a soft spot for yer italian latin lover types, so lord only knows what she's doin' with yours truly, cause I'm anything but! Well, they say's opposits attract, and I guess they know what they're talkin about. I hope that luvly blonde wench Pauline Fowler, finds herself a man soon so she'd stop medlin' in her son Marks life! Maybe she and that homosexual feller could try to make a go of it? is that possible, I don't know much about that sorta thing! Until the next time!
Seth
Possum Hollow, Ont. - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 23:26:58 (GMT)
Yes, Janine is sort of pretty in a Miss Piggy sorta way! What's wrong with you people anyway?
Me
Here, USA - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 21:16:10 (GMT)
Is Janine pretty?
Rich <rich23m@hoymail.com>
uk - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 19:13:35 (GMT)
It is too bad that Seth's story about his pub got deleted! It was the most interesting thing on here for ages and a right good laugh! Please, more of Seth's tales of "The Spotted Dick". I just love Martin Kemp, oooooh, what a hunk!
Tasha
London, UK - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 17:17:52 (GMT)
Awwww well gosh-darnit! Where'd all my tales of "The Spotted Dick" go? Shoot, took me ages to do em'. Thanks a heap. Damnation!
Seth and mightily perterbed too!
USA - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 17:10:09 (GMT)
By gosh it's quiet in here. Sally and I have just been out choppin' some wood for the wood stove to try and keep the old lodge warm as a flea in a bears' arse. Whilst we was doin' so, we chewed the fat a bit about the recent episodes of Easties that we watched. Seems old Peggy thought old Frank had bit the big one so she high tailed it off to your Toramaleenos to give him a good send off. Only to find out that Frank is still up to his old tricks, tryin' to fleece folks and woo what looked and sounded to Sally like some lanky transvestite with a bad wig. Well, I thought Crystal was a fine specimen of a woman myself, and I told Sally so, which resulted in me spendin' the night on the back porch with the cat, but that's another story. Anyhoo, turns out that the transvestite in question was none other than Roola Lenska, and who the hell is she when she's at home, I'd like to know! Well, Peggy made herself a nice friend in Alastair, and it looks like we'll be seeing more of him in the future. She brung young Samantha back to Walford as well, and she should get some hearts a thuddin' some when the young horomonally challenged lads in Walford get a gander at that filly! I told Sally what a beauty Sam is, which resulted in me spending the night on the back porch with the cat, but that's still another story! Doesn't Sam look like her mom Peggy? Only she's about five feet taller than Peggy. One thing that bewilders me about Peggy, for a woman that's had her breast removed, she's got some cleavage goin' on and they don't half bounce up a storm too, which I told Sally and that resulted in me spendin the night on the back porch with the cat, yep, another story! Then theres' Frank! I just love Frank! What a top guy he is! I'm completely fascinated by his incredible set of clackers. Why those teeth are so white and big, I'm sure they'd light up a room. I'd like to know where he got them, cause I could use a new set and I'd love one like Franks. Old Mr. Jones got hold of mine one night and ate a bunch of beer nuts and screwed them up proper so now they ain't much use to me. All warped and chipped. Ah hell, nothins' safe from the looney toons at the lodge. I have to keep my eye on Sally as well, you never know what some of these old farts will get up to when yer back's turned. There's even a few who think the war's still on and they're sure the Germans is comin' to git em! I just let em' think it, gives me some control over em'. Back to Easties, Why oh Why did Peggy give old Frank that wad a' cash? Is she completely barmy! I think that ole Spanish sun got to her brain or sumthin'! I would'a disappeared as fast as a cat with his tail on fire if it were me! So, will Frank return to Walford with his tail between his legs? And what will becum of Crystal the transvestite? Last time we saw her, her and her wig were headin' out to sea with her latest victim! I hope we ain't seen the last of her! What a fine figure of a woman she is. Sally's just looked over my shoulder, and it's gettin' late so I'm off to find my extra thick long johns, cause it's a frosty one tonight and that back porch is a might nippy! See yous all very soon and goodnight from me, Seth, Sally and the Looneys here at the Lodge. Oh great jehosevac, there's a full moon tonight, and I'm gonna hang on to my teeth, no glass for them tonight! Ya know, I'm gittin' too old for all this!
Seth and Sally
Possum Hollow, Ont. - Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 16:47:36 (GMT)
Well howdy doo all you Eastenders fans! The name is Seth and I run the Shady Acres Retirement Villa here in Possum Holler, Ontario, with my wife Sally. We're both big Eastenders fans here in Canada. We keep pretty busy with the old farts here at the villa. They're always wantin' one thing or 'tuther and often interupts our Eastenders nights when we sticks our teeth in a glass and settle down to have a gander at the folks and their sordid goins' on in Albert Square, Walford. I usually just take their teeth and lock the real dangerous ones up in their rooms when Easties is on as we've had a few mishaps during the show when Sally and me wasn't payin' the attention we should have done to them. Old Mr. Alders was chasin' poor old Mrs. Fritz around, him wearin nothin' more than a smile and darn near scared the life out of the poor old one -legged gal. During the commercial, Sally and I managed to get him into a pair of my boxers and wrestled him to the floor. Now I'm no spring chicken meself so it wasn't an easy task, especially since he's been on the Viagra, hasn't half made the old goat strong! Eastenders is what keeps us goin'. The problems them folk have makes our lives look like a bowl a cherries! My biggest problem is whether the prune juice is gonna work tomorrow morning, and Sally's bunions don't half play her up something evil sometimes but other than that we're just fine. Lately we've been takin' in lots of the Lympics from your Salt Lake there in Mormon Country. Sally really likes those young bucks in their tight-fittin' speed-skating get-ups. She enjoys eyeballin' their manly bulges and thinks she makin' me jealous, but I refuse to give her the satisfaction (which, according to her is the problem, I refuse to give her the satisfaction, heheheh!) The dirty old woman, I call her a shameless hussy, but she just laughs and gives me a good swift kick in the arse! Ah, yes, we have fun and it keeps us going like a good thing. Well, time to go give Mr. Krebs his sponge bath. Ain't lookin forward to that I must say. I'd much rather give a sponge bath to that little cracker Myrtle Ross, sweet young thing is all of 72! But Sally's not hearin' of it, the party pooper! hehehehehe! Talk to ya later, and keep watchin the enders! Love, Seth and Sally from the Shady Acres Retirement Vill, Possum Hollow.

Seth and Sally
Possum Hollow, Canada - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 21:51:00 (GMT)
zoe is ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo buff her mel and sam r da best looking girls of walford
adam <adamsworld2002@yahoo.com>
USA - Sunday, February 17, 2002 at 19:04:27 (GMT)
oops, looks like she didn't kill him, sorry!
Sue
Toronto, - Friday, February 08, 2002 at 17:10:30 (GMT)
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Robin <info@heapsacash.com>
UK - Friday, February 08, 2002 at 00:39:17 (GMT)
Does anyone know where I can get a copy of the book "Eastenders - The First Ten Years" by Colin Brake. I don't want to pay a fortune for it. Thanks.
Jenny <jimjen@northnet.com.au>
Invere, NSW, Australia, USA - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 23:15:03 (GMT)
i think that michell ryann is the most gorgeous, sexeiest, sponteanous, mindblowing thing in eastenders and i love her to bits
sajjad ali <escobar2uk@yahoo.com>
oxford, uk - Tuesday, February 05, 2002 at 14:24:33 (GMT)
Sue here, still waiting for my answer! I'm SOOOO glad that Mo finally stood up to her Trevor, but did she have to flamin' well kill him? He deserved it though, the oatmeal savage with his smarmy insincere smile . What a #@#$!!%#, sorry getting carried away! No offence to the Scottish, whom I think are luvly, I just always found that expression very funny!
Sue
Toronto, Canada - Monday, February 04, 2002 at 20:00:43 (GMT)
Michelle Ryan takes my breath away.."phhhaaawww"
Ben <benniemason@yahoo.com>
Birmingham, Uk - Monday, February 04, 2002 at 18:07:10 (GMT)
Sharon is the best. i got her autograph!
alex
uk - Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 15:38:28 (GMT)
jack ryder is the sexy lad we have ever seen he has a nice arse and a loverly smile.He deserves to be treated better than Sonia treats him.So now you know where we r if u want a date.chuck kim out of Hearsay and come to us love u loadz janine emily + sammie
janine emily sammie <janinehulse@hotmail.com>
chester, uk england - Friday, February 01, 2002 at 13:55:22 (GMT)
i fink eastenders iz da best + if ever theres a spare part i would luv 2 b in it! + JACK RYDER iz soooooooooo SEXY!
kay
herts, england - Thursday, January 31, 2002 at 21:33:21 (GMT)
Hey there,i av 2 say eastenders is a crackin show n wid out it id probley av 2 settle 4 emmerdale!so keep eastenders rollin!
samantha c
Nottingham, uk - Wednesday, January 30, 2002 at 17:37:35 (GMT)
i love eastenders the best and my favourite character is KAT she's really funny and protective
SANAA
uk, USA - Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 18:02:54 (GMT)
I'd love to rim dot cotton and lick her lovely crusty pussy while pauline fowler pisses all over my senual feet...
x <x@hotmail.com>
., . USA - Monday, January 28, 2002 at 19:14:19 (GMT)
BEPPE DI MARCO IS SOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!
Louise harris
stevenage, uk - Monday, January 28, 2002 at 17:32:27 (GMT)
i really luv this show.
Tanya <raz1818@hotmail.com>
London, england - Monday, January 28, 2002 at 11:42:41 (GMT)
Just a question, though I'll be surprised if anyone answers it! Who is the young lady who appears to be some sort of relative of the Slater family whose name is Belinda? She was wearing a big black hat at Lynns and Garys wedding and a dark reddish suit. Is she another sister, or a cousin? I don't recall what her relationship is to them.
Sue
Toronto, Canada - Friday, January 25, 2002 at 15:39:28 (GMT)
Kat Slater is so Fu*king HOT
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g, g USA - Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 20:18:01 (GMT)
Oh no, I think Tracy Brabin/Roxy is going to turn poor naive Zoe into a hooker! She used to play Trisha on Corrie you know. I luv the way she calls her "shugga"!
Charlotte
Toronto, Canada - Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 17:52:13 (GMT)
Oh, I'd love to play the part of some bananas or some grapes on the fruit stall, or I'd even be willing to play some fish and chips at Ians Plaice, hell, I'll even play tomato sauce or vinegar if it'll get me a part on the 'enders! Oh yeah, how about if I play the part of Sonias pants! I'd like a really big important part like that!
Tammi
Surrey, Eng. - Friday, January 11, 2002 at 03:10:33 (GMT)
I'll bet most of you lads would like to play the part of Tamzin Outerwaites knickers you naughty lot!! I'd laugh myself silly if you accidentally got the part of Dot Cotton or Pat Butchers' knickers hehehehehehe!
Kit
London, UK - Tuesday, January 08, 2002 at 23:51:49 (GMT)
Sure Shauna, you can have a role on Eastenders! You can play the part of the bust of Queen Victoria that sits on the bar in the Queen Vic. I understand that it wants to retire after appearing on the show for the last 16 years and they're auditioning for a replacement. Or if that doesn't suit you, how'd you like to play some fat in the deep fat fryer at Ians Plaice? I understand that is a real "hot" part to land. How about a bar mat or maybe a table or chair in the Bridge Street Cafe? Oh, the possibilities are endless aren't they? Personally, if I could play any part, I'd like to play one of Pat Butchers' tacky earrings! If I couldn't play that part, maybe a big old cauliflower or a bunch of bananas hanging around Marks fruit stand, I'm really good at playing bananas! (Just kidding around Shauna, don't be offended, I'm just in a silly mood today!) I'll bet you're a great actress and would be an asset to Eastenders in whatever role you choose to play! Cheers!
Kit
London, UK - Tuesday, January 08, 2002 at 16:54:46 (GMT)
can anyone on the eastenders cast/crew get me a role on the soap?its my dream and i am a very good actress.im 15 and would like 2 hear from some1 asap.write back 2 my e-mail which is kinsy_kildare@yahoo.co/.uk.TNX*****
Shauna Kinsella <kinsy_kildare@yahoo.co.uk>
Ireland - Saturday, January 05, 2002 at 12:55:52 (GMT)
Please stop posting smut and garbage on here you Jack fans! How disgusting, we don't want to read that so please get lost!
Talia
London, Eng. - Friday, January 04, 2002 at 03:56:07 (GMT)
I would love to passionatley ride gorgeous Jack Ryder and suck and lick his cock unil it became as cold and hard as ice.
Then his huge, throbbing cock would rise to attention then it would explode shit all over my face which I'd lick up and swallow. He makes me so horny when I look at him! He's a total hottie and so kissable. I'd only love to wank him off and do a pornographic x - rated film with him and make little kids watch it and learn about the sex buisiness.
Jack's lover
England - Thursday, January 03, 2002 at 14:49:59 (GMT)
Yeah....I've met Jack Ryder. He's a hot babe. he made me sooooooo horny when he looked into my eyes! I saw him get a stiffy, and he blushed when he knew I'd seen it!....so KISS MY FUCKING ARSE ALL YOU OTHER PIECES OF JACK FAN SHIT!
Jack's back scrubber
uk - Thursday, January 03, 2002 at 14:42:12 (GMT)
Yeah....I've met Jack Ryder. He's a hot babe. he made me sooooooo horny when he looked into my eyes! I saw him get a stiffy, and he blushed when he knew I'd seen it!....so KISS MY FUCKING ARSE ALL YOU OTHER PIECES OF JACK FAN SHIT!
Jack's back scrubber
USA - Thursday, January 03, 2002 at 14:42:06 (GMT)
i love kat and if she reads this at any , which she wont ! will u marry me ?
tony white
london , england - Wednesday, January 02, 2002 at 14:09:07 (GMT)
i love kat and if she reads this at any , which she ! will u marry me ?
tony white
london , england - Wednesday, January 02, 2002 at 14:01:55 (GMT)
Even though we are five years behind your current episodes Eastenders is our favorite show and we enjoy catching all the latest news via the internet
Tracey <flossy17@hotmail.com>
Bendigo, Victoria Australia - Tuesday, January 01, 2002 at 01:39:06 (GMT)
Why the hell does little mo put up with such crap, send trev round here i'll give him beating he wont forget in a hurry!!!!!
tojo
southampton, england - Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 22:55:06 (GMT)
Wow, it's quiet here these days! I'm looking forward to the Christmas East Enders which we see a little later here! Just saw the scene where that pillock Trevor assaults Mo! Grrrrr! Get rid of that waste of space!
Lushka
Toront, Ont. - Wednesday, December 26, 2001 at 21:55:14 (GMT)
I have got to say that I think that Michelle Ryan (Zoe Slater) is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I love her to bits!! Eastenders rocks, man!
Grated_Cheeseuk <brian.tyler4@ntlworld.com>
Bishops Stortford, England - Monday, December 17, 2001 at 16:58:07 (GMT)
I love Eastenders
Its the best
Emma Jenny Taylor <emmajenny@yahoo.com>
Milton Keynes, Bucks UK - Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 18:33:03 (GMT)
What the H are you on about Rebecca? What the hell are Transformers? Are they on the Eastenders? Sounds naff to me! You don't mean those mutant robot whatsits that were around back in the 80's do you ? OK. Well, I don't see what they have to do with Easties but good luck to you! I remember my brother used to watch a cartoon about them.
Pheobe
Leeds, England - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 20:14:44 (GMT)
Here's the deal....If you're interested in getting All existing episodes of TRANSFORMERS on CD write my email address down now. If you get my email down, then you can contact me at any time. The Transformers episodes are on CD-Rom. These are in Realplayer and Windows Media Format. They can be viewed in full screen on your computer. The episodes will be sent out same day or next day after receiving payment. What exactly do I have? The most complete set of Transformers episodes ever assembled which includes ALL 98 Transformer Episodes, ALL 35 Headmasters, 42 Masterforce, 32 Victory, 52 Beast Wars, 26 Beast Machines, and Transformers 2000: Robots in Disguise & Car Robots episodes!!! I am also including a few extras like the RARE Scramble City, Transformers: Zone, Transformers the UNCUT movie, Beast Wars II the movie, a few Beast Wars II episodes, and some Transformer commercials.
Rebecca <Britehappydays@aol.com>
Ventura, CA USA - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 07:25:00 (GMT)
I THINK EASTENDERS RULEZ!!! MY ROLE MODEL IS KAT SLATER! i really think JESSIE WALLACE puts a lot of effort into her character... i think she's the best!
Yasmine <foxyangel668@hotmail.com>
Hull, England - Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 14:31:54 (GMT)
OOh, I so agree about Martin Kemp and those cool ice blue eyes! Did you know that he was a rock star in the 80's with a group called Spandau Ballet and was looking very fit too I might add. You probably do know that, just thought I'd mention it. His brother used to play Grant Mitchell on Eastenders too.
Natasha
London, UK - Monday, December 10, 2001 at 02:17:36 (GMT)
Any 1 wanna talk bout Kemp sexy eyes? ;-}
Sadie Korburn
NewCastle, UK - Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 21:21:20 (GMT)
Any 1 wanna talk bout Kemp sexy eyes? ;-}
Sadie Korburn
NewCastle, UK - Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 21:21:06 (GMT)
Jason m8, I agree with man, we dont need or wont a racist fella ere like Frank. Good on ya man.

Sadie Korburn
NewCastle, UK - Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 21:18:02 (GMT)
Martin Kemp is the sexiest thing i have eva seen man.Crikey he is such a babe. I think the LIL MO and TREVOR storyline is well boss, it makes me wacth it more. But so does Kemps ice cool blue eyes man!!:-)(-;
Sadie Korburn <--------------------------------------------------------------------------->
NewCastle, UK - Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 21:11:39 (GMT)
On Friday 21st December Zoe becomes a prostitute!
stay in 4 this 1 lads!

Bob the Builder
USA - Friday, December 07, 2001 at 23:26:36 (GMT)
Frank if you're going to say things like that, please don't post here. We don't need or want racist garbage posted here. Does everyone agree?
Jason
London, UK - Wednesday, December 05, 2001 at 16:29:27 (GMT)
where is Simon's boyfriend Chris? Will we see him anymore? Whaaat is his real name, and can he be seen anywhere else? Like in my bed in five minutes? No really. Who is he?
kandiouxz <judas13317@aol.com>
fayetteville, nc USA - Monday, December 03, 2001 at 06:19:32 (GMT)
where is Simon's boyfriend Chris? Will we see him anymore? Whaaat is his real name, and can he be seen anywhere else? Like in my bed in five minutes? No really. Who is he?
kandiouxz <judas@aol.com>
fayetteville, nc USA - Monday, December 03, 2001 at 06:18:50 (GMT)
I wanna have a seriously messy group orgy with Letitia Dean (Sharon Watts) zoe slater, kat and little Moe, if NE other blokes or birds (well fit ones) r up 4 this ring or text me on 07763647098 or of course you can email. I would prefer a text though. Monster cock LUKE xXx (.)(.)
Luke Johnson <luke123spike@yahoo.com>
London, UK - Sunday, December 02, 2001 at 15:58:09 (GMT)
First of all, Jack Ryder is about as hunky as a strand of spaghetti, bless him, so now that that is out of the way, the kid is doing a pretty fair job of acting! I must say, Kurt, you go guy, Frank needs all the detractors he can get, the mental midget that he is! Let's bring on the ethnic population into Albert Square! The acceptance of peoples wonderful diversity is what will make the world a better place. God knows, just look at what is happening in our world today! It's prejudice and ignorance that has got us to where we are! Let's end it!
Kate
London, England - Monday, November 26, 2001 at 00:08:47 (GMT)
I think Ian is so hot,he has gorgeous ginger hair!
sexy
USA - Friday, November 23, 2001 at 17:06:53 (GMT)
i am in love with Beppe DiMarco he is so hot does anybody feel the same he can brake dance u know and its really smart plus that lovely photo of him wae the hat mmmmm delicious
julie <jstarrs@westlothian.org.uk>
blackburn, scotland - Thursday, November 22, 2001 at 13:31:44 (GMT)
JACK RYDER IS FINE THE BEST THING ABOUT EASTENDERS
charlene <wallace374>
blackburn, scotland - Thursday, November 22, 2001 at 13:27:26 (GMT)
Why is the lovely Jack Ryder marrying that wee tink Kim fae Hearsay he could do much better than her like me for instance haha!!!!!i hope i will see more of him in Eastenders coz hes hardly been in it lately
charlene <wallace374>
blackburn, scotland - Thursday, November 22, 2001 at 13:19:47 (GMT)
hi
can you answer my questions
1 does zoe call cat her mum
2 will zoe go with her dad to minorca
3 has jamie got a girlfriend
4 has sonia got a boyfriend
5 does grant come back
6 will mel come back
thank you
anne <annebamber50@hotmail.com>
uk - Thursday, November 22, 2001 at 09:55:23 (GMT)
Frank,are you for real? 38? 8 year olds are smarter.Learn to judge people by who they are and not what they look like.And these people are actors.Look at yourself-you haven't shaven your head for a few days and the Dixie flag on your car antenna is warping from those quick drive bys.You have to get a life and start doing something new-thinking. EastEnders is great no matter who they put on it,and don't be jealous that you could never perform anywhere as well as those people you dislike.
kurt gorsetman <elvis2@mediaone.com>
little canada, mn USA - Wednesday, November 21, 2001 at 20:58:18 (GMT)
Zoe has already come BACK!! At least she did in the last episode I saw! Too bad about Corrie street. That sounded like a fun plotline, much better than in Enders! How predictable, Zoe will be a bad girl now because she doesn't feel like she deserves to be good because she's Slater white trash or some nonsense as that. Come on writers, come up with something a little more original, and stop insulting your viewers' intelligence!
Annabelle Atwillopreshar
Surrey, UK - Monday, November 19, 2001 at 16:01:49 (GMT)
Zoe has already come BACK!! At least she did in the last episode I saw! Too bad about Corrie street. That sounded like a fun plotline, much better than in Enders! How predictable, Zoe will be a bad girl now because she doesn't feel like she deserves to be good because she's Slater white trash or some nonsense as that. Come on writers, come up with something a little more original, and stop insulting your viewers' intelligence!
Annabelle
Surrey, UK - Monday, November 19, 2001 at 15:58:52 (GMT)
Zoe is coming back Bambi!Because on a GMTV interview,about 3 weeks ago,she said she was coming back at xmas and said that she was going to turn into a naughty teenagerShe said the corrie rumour is not true,she said she dosen't even know why people started thr rumour.So there Bambi!
Kylie Ainsworth
USA - Sunday, November 18, 2001 at 08:28:01 (GMT)
jack ryder is so fit eastenders is the best!!!!!!!!!!
charlotte <charlie.lipsy@btopenworld.com>
rugby, england - Friday, November 16, 2001 at 19:05:14 (GMT)
They're all ugly in Walford, fat and ugly gits, them!
LuLu
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